1. Hillary was indicted and he wanted to spend more time with his family in
Jakarta.
2. There was an international outcry when he dispatched U.S. troops to
put down the rebellion in East Timor.
3. Kenneth Starr called Sheila Foster Anthony before a grand jury to
explain that $286,000 transfer to Lisa Foster four days before Vince
Foster's death.
4. The Dow Jones rose to 10,000, and he thought it was time to cash out.
5. CBS's 60 Minutes did an expose on his "five plus" lines a day
cocaine habit.
6. He discovered that his nominee for Secretary of Defence, William
Cohen, is in the Fifth Column's pocket.
7. Robert Strauss offered to make both Bill and Hillary partners in
Strauss' law firm.
8. John Huang failed to commit suicide.
9. That piece of paper Al Gore signed promising not to pardon Bill
Clinton became irrelevant when Gore resigned first.
10. He tried to explain all those foreign modem connections to the White
House "Big Brother" data base (WHODB) with the statement: "It takes a global
village to build a bridge to the 21st Century."
