1. He couldn't stand the thought of Dick Morris writing
Kenneth Starr's speeches also.
2. Now that he's defeated Saddam Hussein, there's nothing
more left to do.
3. Hillary asked I-3 to kill all the women who had ever
given Bill a blowjob, and Dee Dee Myers threatened to go
public.
4. Christopher Reeves chained himself to the White House
fence.
5. His nose fell off.
6. He thought he would leave while he could still sneak
out the back door of the White House "Big Brother" data base.
7. The First Lady wanted to get pregnant.
8. Al Gore promised a pardon if Bill would hoe up
all the weeds in Gore's tobacco field.
9. He waited at the Clarion Inn in Fayetteville for three
days and three nights, but Woody Basset didn't show up with
any blow.
10. He wanted to spend more time with his family.
