"What forbids us to tell the truth, laughingly?"--Horace, Satires, I.24
He's BLACK! He's BLUE-COLLAR! He's a FAMILY MAN! He served his COUNTRY! ...and... He's GAY! Beware those "working man" phonies who were driven to private school in Washington, D.C., in a limousine, those wanna-be Afro-Americans pretending to be "black", those straight guys pretending to love gays. Get rid of the cheap imitations and vote for the REAL THING: the ANTI-GORE! When not working at the automotive assembly line, coaching Little League Baseball, or escorting his family to church, the Anti-Gore hangs out in leather bars and wrestles half-naked men to the floor with his bare hands! WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF LIMOUSINE LIBERALS. IT'S TIME WE HAD A REAL BLACK MAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE! Points in the Master Plan of the Anti-Gore:
lots of free government stuff for working moms; universal health insurance that begins at the moment of conception; guaranteed gasoline at $1.00 a gallon; gun control for White people too; big tariffs on foreign products that take away American jobs; sex education in pre-school; increased social security benefits for everyone, not just old people; more taxes on the rich; free Internet access for gays and lesbians; a macho bombing of some third-world country.
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