Redheads for Bob

Hi. My hair is fiery red, and I'm voting for Bob. Bob is an incendiary leader, and a flame of hope for America. He smolders in the the cockles of my heart.

Bob wants to make sure that all Americans get enough sex. Or at least once a week, anyway. Isn't that a worthy cause? Well, it's given me and my friends something to believe in. And we're passionate about our beliefs.

Some have asked: But what if you get drafted and select civilian service over military and end up in one of Bob's Orgasmic-Health-Clinc-and-House of Joys? Well, if I get drafted, I will serve my country. I will serve my country with pride, knowing that it's better to serve than to burn. Also, I will be gaining valuable experience that I can use throughout the rest of my life.

Bob's motto is: To love and serve. That's my motto too. Make it yours. Vote for Bob.

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